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does anyone else get ANNOYED when they see Hilson with anyone else? i was watching S5 today and i dont like seeing Amber with Wilson:( and i didnt like seeing House with Stacey in S2 either. etc etc

anyone? (ducks in case sharp/heavy objects are thrown)

I've been challenged to write a NC-17 p0rn scene, using less than 70 words, and a prompt of my own liking and I chose House/Wilson “It’s a sin to kiss and swallow” (lyrics by IAMX)
Well, I think it's NC-17 and it's p0rn and I used exactly 65 words.
As for the rest I'll let you be the judge if it is any good...

Fandom: House MD
Author: L.Charena
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17, PWP, challenge

( I know it’s a sin to kiss and swallow )

This was an entry for sickwilson_fest that I posted at that site yesterday. Just cross posting for anyone here who might want to read it as well.

Note - It is also a Christmas fic.


Title: Rapidity
Author:barefootpuddles  
Prompt: Wilson drinks lots of coffee and/or energy drinks to get him through a busy holiday season, and suffers from a caffeine overdose.
Pairing: House/Wilson, friendship or slash goggles. Appearances by Cuddy and Taub.
Category: Sick!Wilson
Rating/Warnings: G, none
Words: 5868
Summary: Wilson's caffeine level puts him on the ceiling. It's up to House to peel him off.
Disclaimer: Do. Not. Own.
Beta: The amazingly talentedlookfar

Link here to Rapidity

Title: Not Guilt
Author: arhh
Pairing: Not sure there is a pairing, as it were. House, Wilson and team
Rating: pg
Summary: It wasn't guilt causing House's pain. Tritter-era.

Title: Stalk - Chapter 5: Coming out of the Closet One Shirt at a Time
Author: Vurt Junkie (as you can see from who posted it)
Rating: NC-17
Summary:    Can Wilson and Curt get House to go someplace against his will? And, if so, what would he wear?
A/N: Lonely House shows his more vulnerable side. If only I could give him a big hug!
Previous Chapters: Chapter 1: The Loki of Medicine
Chapter 2: The Perils of Pistachio Pudding
Chapter 3: It's Called Knocking
Chapter 4 – Post Joe Penny Drunken Orgasm


Chapter 5: Coming out of the Closet One Shirt at a Time

House decided he would pretend he wasn’t home.

Merry Christmas!!

I hadn't written any fanfic in quite a while, for no good reason except lack of ideas, when this little thing popped into my head. So, obligingly, I wrote it. I really hope I didn't get rusty... also, I've never written anything for Season 6 House yet.

At any rate, I present you with "Overcoat". I apologize for the title; I am really really bad at them. :(

Hope you enjoy ^_^

Title: Overcoat
Pairing: HouseXWilson pre-slash
Rating: G
Word Count: 1407
Summary: House and Wilson go on a walk. Fluff ensues.
Spoilers: Not really; slight Season 6

Click here!

*swoops in dressed like some terrible BDSM Santa and drops her fic under the house_wilson   tree*  Merry Christmas, perverts! <3

Title: Cat Toys
Author: dangerprawn
Rating: NC-17
Summary: House snoops.  House finds toys.  House can't for the life of him figure out what some of the toys are for.  Wilson shows him.
Warnings: Bondage.  General season 6 spoilers.  Bottom!House, Top!Wilson
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters and I'm only a little sorry that I play twisted games with them.  Also, srsly don't do any SM without doing your research first.
A/N: Thank you so much for the beta read, _slytherin_girl! This is either a one-shot or the first in a series of loosely connected stories about the boys getting into a rather awful "which one of us can think up and carry out the most depraved act" contest.  I'm not opposed to taking suggestions... and bribes. :D
( Open it! )

Title:  Sylar Claus
Pairing:  Sylar/Claire
Summary:  From the following prompt from the Sylaire kink meme - "It's Sylar's and Claire's first Christmas together.  They can be together willingly, or forced (via the company or otherwise).  Must haves:  twinkle lights (a little light bondage, perhaps?), gingerbread, eggnog (it would be fun if one of them hates eggnog) and cookies for Santa (I imagine Claire would be really excited about that)... except Sylar kills Santa.  Accidental death or not.  Can't you see Sylar wanting Santa's powers?  LOL.  Use the lines, 'I don't care how big it is,' and, 'It has to fit under the tree!'  Regarding presents or something else?  ;)  Feel free to tweak the lines to make them work for your plot.  (That sounds so bad.  Sorry!)  As sexy/silly/fluffy/disturbing as you want."
Rating:  R for violence, sexual situations are all PG-13 tops
Wordcount:  5889
Disclaimer:  I was not given any Heroes characters for Christmas this year, so no, they're not mine.
Warnings:  oh, blood, brains, character death *coughPROMPTcough*, crack, fluff, silliness
Spoilers:  Through Season3, politely ignoring the end of the finale.
A/N:  Specific!prompt was SPECIFIC, but the moment I saw the premise, I couldn't help but give it a try.  Unfortunately, I don't think I got ALL of the prompt in here, but most of it, I think I pretty much nailed.  This is fluffcrack and the characterizations are adjusted to my needs.  ENJOY the funnity!



( Sylar Claus )

Title: Covariance
Author: saathi1013 
Pairings/Warnings: Matt/Janice, Matt/Mohinder, Syler!Nathan/Mohinder implied
Rating: NC-17

Summary: In probability theory and statistics, covariance is a measure of how much two variables change together.  Two timelines and what-could-have-been for Matt and Mohinder (and Molly).

Spoilers: Volumes 1 through 3 ... really, if the season's been been aired over a year ago, do I have to warn for spoilers?  Also, it's an AU fic, which means it shouldn't count anyways.

Word Count: ~ 9,900

(Clickthrough to the first half of the fic at my LJ - please read the author's notes, as there are some formatting shenanigans, to keep everything straight. Management apologizes for any inconvenience and hopes it will be worth it in the end.)

Title: Stalk - Chapter 4: Post Joe Penny Drunken Orgasm
Author: Vurt Junkie (as you can see from who posted it)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: House gets another surprise. And then another.
A/N: This chapter contains a scene I think is one of my creepiest to date.
Who's Joe Penny? He's all kinds of 80's hotness, that's who! See??
Previous Chapters:
Chapter 1: The Loki of Medicine
Chapter 2: The Perils of Pistachio Pudding
Chapter 3: It's Called Knocking



Chapter 4 – Post Joe Penny Drunken Orgasm

House woke up at 4 in pain. Post Joe Penny drunken orgasm he’d fallen asleep and contorted his leg into a position that would have hurt a healthy limb.

Title: Covariance
Author: saathi1013 
Pairings/Warnings: Matt/Janice, Matt/Mohinder, Syler!Nathan/Mohinder implied
Rating: NC-17

Summary: In probability theory and statistics, covariance is a measure of how much two variables change together.  Two timelines and what-could-have-been for Matt and Mohinder (and Molly).

Spoilers: Volumes 1 through 3 ... really, if the season's been been aired over a year ago, do I have to warn for spoilers?  Also, it's an AU fic, which means it shouldn't count anyways.

Word Count: ~ 9,900

(Clickthrough to the first half of the fic at my LJ - please read the author's notes, as there are some formatting shenanigans, to keep everything straight. Management apologizes for any inconvenience and hopes it will be worth it in the end.)

Edit: LJ Scrooged me and didn't unlock the post like I told it too. :C Boo. Anyway, here it is again, and I promise you can see it now. <3

To one and all: Merry Christmas or Happy Whatever Holiday You Celebrate! <3

Title: The Christmas Ghost
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: AU, angst, language, shameless lifting of A Christmas Carol
Word count: ~2600
Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine.
Summary: House is visited by his Christmas ghost.

'Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Title: Naughty / Nice
Author: Alternatealto
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Summary:  House acts up and Wilson responds.
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: House, MD belongs to David Shore, et al.; only the story is mine.
Warning:  bondage (consensual)


Better watch out . . .

Title: Change of Address
Author: arhh
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: pg? I don't know.
Summary: Confrontation after the address change. Wilson's pov might be added in another installment.